Joke of the month from Easyrider:
Wanting to really impress the foxy lass who had reluctantly agreed to go for a spin, the biker burnt rubber at every light, took corners at 45 degrees, did figure-eights, spinouts and donuts–finally sliding to a stop in his front yard.
“Whew,” she gasped after she caught her breath, “I’ll be you’re hard on tires.”
The biker grinned. “Bet it don’t.”